This is for ALYSSA, haha.

Oh goose, my blog is so dead. It shall be alive and active after A' level. Every single day is like the day before O' level. Lol. Today was A' level MT oral. Sighs. The passage was really bad. ):

And I got 39, which is a U for Maths!
Confirm a U for Physics.
D for Econs.
D for Hist.
I'm not expecting my GP to be any better. Boohoo.
Have faith! I shall do better during promos, I promise.

I have to rushy dushy written report now, lovesssss.

Mama and Papa when they were young. Total vintage-ness. :D









MYE. Very disastrous. ):
Thought History was gonna be okay, but Miss Soh said the highest grade she gave was a D, and her exact words were, "It's not bad! If you score a D, you're like, whoa, cool man!" So I'm just hoping for a sub-pass now, haha. And Mr K. said, "If you score a B, people will kiss and worship the ground you walk on." SO FUNNY. :D

PHYSICS? Nay. I miss secondary school physics, seriously.

I think my Maths is the worst of all. Maybe a single digit.

Boo.

I just finished my EOM's second draft. First draft was badddddd. A level MT oral next tuesdayyy. I thought Chinese couldn't get any harder, but it did! And Joan brought Big Babol she bought from Batam! HAHA.

Okay, shall blog again 1.5years later.








Mid-year exams are coming soon, but only for GP and History. That means the plans of the well-deserved June holiday is gone. How funnnnn. We get to study throughout the whole month for the rest of the papers due in July, which is actually 20% of our Promos, and if we don't do well for our Promos, say hi to the 2010 batch of J1s. That actually means you retain. Uh, okay. ):
That's really sad. And demoralizing. I DON'T WANT TO RETAIN. And it's really easy to get retained; it's not like secondary school, where a few would. This year 60+ retained, even more got expelled. So yup, hopefully I won't be like that.

Breathe. Everything's gonna get better. Maybe in 2 years' time? Okay, I'm being too fretful. Chillax.

Oh, and there was a day when I was taking the train, it was sooooo crowded I didn't need to hold onto anything. I was completely wedged between 4 people, and this woman started vomitting! The commuters (miraculously) found more space to back away, resulting in an-even-more-crushed Kenny. Haha. Ay. A drop of vomit landed on my leg. Lol. Good times. (:








Michaela sent me this! I love this. (:
Really intellectual conversation.

An atheist professor of philosophy was speaking to his class on the problem Science has
with God, the Almighty. He asked one of his new Christian student to stand and...

Professor: You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.
Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent )

Professor: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From... God...
Professor: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?

(Student did not answer)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?

(Student had no answer)

Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son... Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No , sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir. There isn't.

(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)

Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater)

Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something . You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light... But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a Good God and a Bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going )

Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar )

Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?

(The class broke out into laughter )

Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)

Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir... Exactly! The link between Man and God is faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

NB:
That student was Albert Einstein.

These pictures are wayyyyyyy overdue!

Hammyyyyy.


Freckles: *licks lips*


I'm a straight-up gansta, yo! (Freckles wears human shirt size S!)


And a beautiful fire hydrant dog tag for Freckles, which is ironic because Freckles won't pee anywhere else except in toilets. Oh and our address is engraved at the back (I can't possibly upload the picture lol), I LOVE IT!


The cup on her head is to prevent her from scratching the wound on her nose.


Whirly astronaut dog.






It's actually kinda scary, 'cause Freckles likes running out of the house when someone opens the door. So I followed her down one day, only to see people gaping at her, asking, "WHAT'S ON THAT DOG'S HEAD?! I THINK IT CAME FROM SOME CLINIC, RUNNNNN. RABIES!" LOL. So I pretended not to know Freckles. Haha. Some kid said Freckles was a space dog.

I bought this super cute post-it book!








I made this cake. Right.









So evident, so real in my life. As always. (:
Everlasting, Your light will shine when all else fades.

School is seriously getting better! Haha. Awesome! Things are finally working out, and my PI is finally on track and ready for submission. I really hope my PW grade is satisfactory by then! WHOAAAAAAAAA. Okay, it's Physics time now.








Ohmegoose, happy 17th birthday, my dear best friend! :D
Hehe. It's been 4 years and you're still as childish as ever. LOL.



A best friend hears the words you don't speak.









Teehee. Waiting with me for my phone to be repaired. :D




Pardon my hair. That was after SRC.






Sec3!


Sec4!(:


And I watched "17 Again" today! It makes me feel so blissful to have you (I meant Bryan, not JieXin). (:








HAHAHA. You've got to admit this is funny.